The Bobbing American: Escape the Escalade

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Escape the Escalade

There's one more Escalade on the street where I live. It's big, new and looks very expensive. Yes, that snooty woman said she'd NEVER be a "mini van" type. I love the ones that say that, eyebrows raised and smiling at me, as I beep the locks on my sweet 5 year old minivan, and stroll thoughtfully away.

One night I'm gonna sneak down to her house and put a sign up in her yard that says,

"Fuck the Polar bears! They're FAT!"

But I have to put my "I want my country back" sign up first,

And I need to get my kids passports finished,

And we need to start the Berlitz "Speak French in a Day" tapes too.

I think these Escalade and Hummer girls here in this neighborhood wink at each other because they have agreed in some secret sorority pact that paying more money in gas shows their social status better than their picture on the society page here. Both of these gals here on my street have less than 2 kids each. Why can't they drive the nice Lexus Sedan? Because it doesn't make enough of a statement! That's right. Of course, I don't know EXACTLY what their statement is. I don't belong to that Sorority. Because....I Wasn't asked.

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monsanto problem

Just in case you haven't heard...you should be aware that an agri-business company named Monsanto, IS PATENTING our natural food sources, by genetically altering them, then growing them in the fields. They do not have to tell you how they are altered or even that they are altered. The seeds of these plants are infertile, so that every year the farmers will need to by more seed from Monsanto. If the altered strain ends up in your NON monsantos field, they can sue you since they hold the patent. EVEN IF IT GOT INTO YOUR FIELD by blow over, you will be sued. Check it out. Or look it up for yourself. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/05/01/this-company-may-be-the-biggest-threat-to-your-future-health.aspx?source=nl

http://www.organicconsumers.org/monlink.cfm OH, and just in case your interested this is the same company poising our MILK SUPPLY, browse monsanto/milk/hormone....

AND they are the reasons the EU, Japan, and Korea won't import our BEEF.

The Sisters of San Jose

When I was 4 or 5 (1960's) my recently divorced mother needed to put me into a daycare so she could finish her teaching degree. She so loved the Nuns at San Jose Mission that she asked them if they would watch me. They so loved her I guess, because they agreed. I was the only child at the mission, which was alright since I was painfully shy. It was also interesting to me that the Nun's were almost as shy as I was. I found out recently in discussion with mother, that half of the Sisters at San Jose had taken a vow of silence. Oh.
Meals were served in the dining room, that had the longest table I'd ever seen and more chairs than I cared to count. I was never allowed to eat there, or with them. Another vow I think. Instead, I ate my meals in the kitchen. I was the only one at my table, but I wasn't alone. There was always one Nun there cooking and serving the others. She would see to me, then send me out to play with the peacocks. I learned from her to sit up straight, not dally, and never put whole crackers into my soup. I also learned that a Nun curses just like my Uncle Cecil, (when forearm meets hot pot.) OK, not EXACTLY like Uncle Cecil, but it was certainly cussing. Apparently not ALL the nuns at San Jose took vows of silence.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Escape the Escalade

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