Thursday, March 13, 2008

No beef pork or chicken about it

In light of the recent slaughter house expose out of california, the one where they were jabbing and powerspraying and otherwise torturing aged dairy cows, too weak to walk to their own execution, I have decided to stop eating tortured animals until we fix the problem. Now, I may actually enjoy a vegetarian life, but I'm not really thinking I'll love it. But I'm not paying a single dime for meat that may be contaminated. Wait, they did recall 60 million tons of it, but oops the kiddos in the lunch programs across the country had already scarfed it down. That is just effed up. I've already emailed the USDA and their 3 Inspectors to complain. I am urging all my friends and all those who don't like salmonella, ecoli, or madcow disease to stop eating it!! Someone tell me again how they tainted the spinach? Is this that tough a job? Shit, I don't want it. Nope, to take the lead of the USDA or the FDA you gotta sleep with some pretty icky agribusiness johns, YUCKO! I guess we just need to start growing local beef and local processors that we can watch ourselves. Hey, wait a second, that sounds like Ron Paul!!! Shhhh.